mjalti:

get you a man who can do both? ..show me a man who can do one (1) thing correctly…

cablesocks:

me, watching my life pass by: this movie sucks

fergzillar:

I just got a new laptop and it doesn’t have AdBlocker yet and I swear to god I’ve never seen an ad on tumblr because I just watched a 3 minute video about Cruise Holidays because I thought it was an elaborate shitpost

vorfreudde:

Remember back in 5th grade, when everyone vowed not to ever do drugs

freedom4pizza:

[licks popsicle seductively] yeah big boy this isn’t the only thing i can suck [winks] [lowers voice] i also suck at life

nursary:

me: *talks for 30 minute straight on a subject no one cares about just because i love sharing information*

bogwitch88:

im usually very anti-picasso and anti-great modernist painters in general but i just found this painting he did of a cat check it out

i like it